Best.. guest...list...ever...!!!
Best...entertainment...ever...!!!
Most...exclamation points...ever!!!
Top Thirty Wickedly Awesome Events:
- Mom and Steve drinking together... they did SHOTS!!! *without me... :'(
- Patrick came by with sticks to beat people with... !!! BEST PRESENT EVER!
- Having a mountain of glowsticks... and having to crack them alllll!
- Jeffs roommate being Mike's best friend from Port Elgin..
- Cheatta & Richard... the gift... the wrapping... the card... PRICELESS!!!
- Birthday Cake is for sissies... we had birthday SHOTS!!!
- First tequila shot...ever!!! *Thanks Cheatta...
- First chocolate martini...ever!!! *Thanks Jeremy...
- Having a Video of most of the stuff that happened.... EVEN BETTER!!! Sam is the MAN~!!
- Richard... BIGGEST BURP from him...EVER!!!
- So.. much.. pool gaming...
- So..much...butt grabbing!!! YEEE HAW
- Wicked... group SHOT of all the buddies, together at last.
- Jesus Belt... glows with magical Jesus Power!! RICKARD...
- Soo... much... chocolate... thaaanks Matty!! *drool*...*MUNCH!!*
- Card tricks.... just... unbelievable..!!
- Magician/Hypnotist picking on Cheatta.. and calling him Chedder... :p
- My... 'relaxed' and yet.. not hypnotized stage presence...
- Entertainment for the evening... Patrick and Wes... hypnotized multitalented superstar entertainers.
- Patrick: Soo.. good... Michael Jackson..., sadly.. his parrot was killed, watched porno for the enjoyment of all of us..!! lost penis somewhere between stage and washroom, best..ever... luke skywalker!!! Captain of Space Shuttle going to mars... (wicked dialect by the way), proposed to Wes... *I love you, would you... do me the honour... *, smelt rankness and goodness on either side of him.. forgot the number seven,
- Wes: deepest fantasy: cowboy...deepest sexual fantasy: on a pool table.. but with only one girl... said he'd use the pool pockets for LEVERAGE!!!! Backflippin Darth Vader!! Hilariously steriotypical britney spears... *oops i did it again... i took off my clothese, i'm a big whore*... and in a whispy voice proclaimed *don't laugh, I have feelings too...*. Won the 'chair straightening' olympics.. recieved a million dollar cheque and gave it back cause he 'does it for the sport'.. awww!! Had two.. insanely long penises and was running out of places to wrap them around. Best muscleman EVER.. ripped of his shirt and picked up two chairs like dumbells to show how wickedy awesome his muscles are... lol...
- Hypnotist having 'private session' with Cheatta.. who... practically creamed his pants for an ice cube.. LOL... oh man... but the water in the glass tasted like piss... and then.. the necklace.. which he would have.. but give to the hypnotist every time he touches his cell phone.. and then bitch about him stealing his necklace.. *AGAIN with the NECKLACE>. what is UP with you man!!* him loving Sarina.. but she doesn't feel it back.. and then the SENSUALLY CHARGED rendition of happy birthday... he sang just for me.. lol... while he was caressing his own body.. so.. very.. wrong.. yet HILARIOUS!!!
- Having friends together again: Andrea, Angela (brown), Laura McVecch, Eva, Matty, Richard, Cheatta, Sarina, Patrick, Jeff,Steve, Sam and wondrous new editions.. Wes.. Jeff's Roommate, and Vicky.
- Having family together again: Justin and Uyen, Mamma, Gary and Laura, Wayne and Laura, Granny and Grandpa, Jeremy and Gwenyth...
- Seeing Carlo and James and Paula.. who ..kept.. making.. me ... drink.. with them... lol
- Chilling outside the bar with Matty and bunch, Matty got a pizza from pizza pizza, while he was in there cops pulled up for a slice.. and cheatta stumbled in after them.. hehehe... classic.
- Sammy making sure everyone is a okay... and doing shuttling back and fourth of the peoples...and the overwhelming amount of gifts... You... Da... MANNNN!
- Matty taking a bus loadda people home.. Thank youuu Matty!
- Steve and I sleeping together!!! *He was on top by the way.. LOL* (bunk beds)
- Wicked...Party...Afterglow.
Thanks everyone.. for comming.. for the memories... for the fun.. for the gifts.. for the laughs...
Peace Out
Sheala
ps. vomit in RAAAAAGEEE!! ;)
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